flexed: “why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
xvxbox: if someone doesnt like being touched and you just go ahead and touch them anyways because you think its funny i sincerely hope you get punched in the god damn face
teawithaview: Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
otomuragakuya: a sentence will always look like poetry if you hit enter a lot
thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
me in public
thinking: if you can read my thoughts then hello
deleting my school so i can focus on tumblr